KAT A.K.A. JESTER
♥ 23 Year Old Fife Misfit.
♥ Founder of Willbond Wednesdays.
♥ I Express Myself Better In Pictures Than In Words.
♥ I Find Beauty In The Unusual.
♥ I Kinda Get Obsessed With Things Sometimes.
"Well, I’ve actually been thinking about it. So! To get me to come to the hospital, you’ve gotta pay an upfront fee of about $5,000, okay? And then, when I’m inside of your hospital room, you have a subscription fee for every single minute that I’m in the room. Then, when I laugh - that’s the biggest fee! So, every time I breathe in, I charge a physical fitness fee of, like, $10,000, let’s just say. And then when I laugh, I charge about $25,000. This takes a lot of work, so I have to monetise it." —
Mark answering the question, “When will he start selling his laughter to cure cancer?”
Uncle: I definitely remember where I was when all this started. If you can get there, perhaps I can figure out how you can get me out of the pocket dimension.
Jordan: Perhaps I can figure out how you can figure out how I can figure out how to figure out the figuring out of all the things we can just figure out, by just figuring things out! It's truly incredible!