KAT A.K.A. JESTER
♥ 23 Year Old Fife Misfit.
♥ Founder of Willbond Wednesdays.
♥ I Express Myself Better In Pictures Than In Words.
♥ I Find Beauty In The Unusual.
♥ I Kinda Get Obsessed With Things Sometimes.

══════════════════════════════════ ♥
INTERESTS / TAGS:
MotoGP     Formula One     SPG     Art     Comedians     YouTube
Music       Vampires     Drag Queens     Zombies     Tattoos      Dreads
♥ ══════════════════════════════════


| MY ARTWORK on Facebook |
( Or click here to view RedBubble page )


Favourite People of 2012: Jordan Maron (CaptainSparklez)

I’d only started watching his videos around May or June time, but Jordan had quickly become one of my favourite YouTubers, after only about a month, quite honestly! Not only is his personality so endearing, he’s also a really down to earth character. And to top it all off, (and I’m sure I’m not alone here in saying this) he has an amazing voice! He’s a commentator! That’s not creepy! …Is it? His commentaries are so easy to listen to because of that. And whilst creating quality content, being informative, and professional at what he does, (is playing games all that professional? LoL) he’s still a genuine, sweet, funny, and occasionally derpy guy. The perfect combination! Ha ha!

The thing I love about YouTube is, you can be watching one YouTuber one minute, and the next you’re looking at others, whether through related videos, or with collaborations. And that’s exactly how Jordan got me into the likes of AllShamNoWow’s videos.

Thanks, Cap’n!




West Coast Tour of Awesome: Episode Four
The Moral of the Story - Don’t Mess with Papa Jared.



"‘Kay, just keep shoving them down there, y’know? If it doesn’t work the first time, just.. keep.. putting it.. in.. ‘til it.. does." — CaptainSparklez on making babies minecart pushing.

(Source: youtu.be)





FanFic Material? | SkyBlock Ep. 11 

  • Jordan: We're gonna need to widen this a little bit. Alright.
  • Nick: Yes. Girth.
  • Mark: It's gotta be nice and fat! ...I'm inside of you, Nick.
  • Jordan: Talking about girth, and being inside...
  • Mark: *Whispers* Just stay right there... Yeah...
  • Jordan: You guys are too much.


Fork... In the Road | DayZ Ep. 7 

  • Mark: Okay. So, we're gonna come up on another fork in the road, and that's where we're gonna see a water pump. Then the castle's gonna be right behind that. So, we just walk until we see a fork on our left.
  • Adam: Awesome. Yeah, let's do that. I salute you!
  • Jordan: Can we eat with that fork?
  • Adam: What? Did you just ask, Jordan, if you could eat with the fork?
  • Jordan: Yes!
  • Adam: Okay, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan... I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
  • Jordan: Can I use the fork in the road to eat my baked beans?



Maybe I’m just tired, but watching Mark stare intently at the lava for, like, a good half minute while Jordan was busy building, only to consequently set himself on fire, and then get stuck, was hilarious to me!

(Source: youtu.be)



Cracks Begin to Show | DayZ: Ep 6 

  • Jordan: We're gonna head back to the hospital. It'll be all good, don't you worry.
  • Mark: No, it will never be "all good". Every time we say that SHIT BAD HAPPENS!
  • Jordan: "Every time we say that shit bad happens", okay..
  • Adam: *strained* You no say these words!
  • Mark: Bad shit happens...
  • Jordan: Shit bad happens!




Don't Poke a Lion with a Short Stick, Nanners! | DayZ Ep. 6 

  • Adam: I found binoculars. It's a good thing I came inside here.
  • Jordan: Oh, you're going inside.
  • Mark: Wait... I'm watching you run! I'm.. I'm following your..
  • Jordan: No, you're watching ME run.
  • Mark: Oh, that's YOU? Oh, I guess when you logged out and logged back in, you changed skin. Okay. 'Cause before, Adam was the guy who was dressed like me. God dammit, I'm so confused. Adam's got a different coloured shirt on.
  • Adam: We're cool, we're cool. Everything's cool!
  • Jordan: Yeah, don't worry, Mark! Don't get so anxious!
  • Adam: It's cool, man! Everything's cool!
  • Mark: ..I just thought we were lagging.
  • Adam: Having a nice time, just playing some zombies..!
  • Mark: I will shoot you in your fucking head.


Someone take my laptop from me! Good god!

I’ve been listening to this song, and I Came to Dig so much recently, that for the last few mornings, I’ve actually woken up with them in my head!

For cereal. Yesterday, I had Revenge in my head most of the day, and yet I still listened to it, like, 4-5 times throughout the day!

For the record, I’m certainly not saying this is torturous - not at all - but it is becoming problematic. What if I have an important meeting or interview one morning, and all I’m thinking of is Baby, tonight, the creeper’s trying to steal all our stuff again..!

…Y’know?