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Math Class with Nova | Dead Island Riptide P10
Nova: But look, if you take the nine, and you subtract the three, you get six. And then, if you take the six, and you add the five, you get eleven. If you get the eleven, and take one and add the one, you get two. If you take the two, and add the three, you get back to five. If you take that five, and add it to the second five, you get two fives, which equal ten. If you take the ten, and take the second eight, you get two.
Sp00n: I'm done.
Nova: If you take the two..
Sp00n: I'm not in fucking Math class, let's fucking get the fuck outta here!
Nova: This is some crazy shit, man! I was adding it all up, and I eventually would get to a point.
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Nova: What're we doing? Like, where do we go?
Kootra: We have to go to the flag.
Nova: Oh, okay. I mean, while we're doing that, I could, y'know.. You take the eight, and you subtract it by two...
Sp00n: Noo! Stahp!
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King of Tokyo Gag Reel | TableTop
TB: Why do you wanna take over Tokyo anyway?! You're an underwater monster! This is distinctly not underwater. This makes no logical sense!
Greg: I really like the bay, though.
Wil: Why do YOU wanna take over Tokyo?! You're a mechanical dragon, what do you care?!
TB: Quite frankly, my plan cannot be comprehended by your pitiful, mortal brains. Look at this nonsense!
Wil: Of the four of us, I'm the only one who has ACTUALLY taken over Tokyo at one point in time, on a legally distinctly different way from what I'm doing now...
TB: And what is the IQ level of Gigazaur, exactly?
Wil: ...Green!
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me: wow I'm fat
me: maybe I look ok
me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
me: I am more than just my weight!
me: who the fuck cares about anything
me: I AM SO FAT.
me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
me: i hate myself
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Sjin's A Girl | Sanctum 2 P1
Duncan: Oh, we can pick a character.
Sjin: You can? I couldn't! Oh, you're equipping. I'm just in the game already.
Duncan: Haigen Hawkins. I'm gonna go for.. Oh, he's got a shotgun; this guy's got a sniper rifle; this guy's got a weapon called Rex; and this guy's got an assault rifle. What guy have you got?
Sjin: I don't know. I didn't get to pick, so I'm just.. I'm just a woman... How do I pick a dude? That's not fair, I'm forced to be a woman now.
Sips, have you been messing with Sjin's game, perchance?
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